Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Better halves or bitter halves? There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
thankyou.
2:51:00 PM